Yo Mama So Fat...
YO MAMA SO FAT
- Yo mama so fat when I wanted to go surfing I just slapped her leg and rode the waves. - SuBmItTeD bY tOaDiEbOy
- Yo mama so fat when she walks around in a red dress, everyone wonders why the kool-aid man is in town - SuBmItTeD bY sKiTtLeS
- Yo mama so fat when she walk around in a yellow raincoat people wonder how the sun grew legs - SuBmItTeD bY sKiTtLeS
- Yo mama so fat she hitch-hikes on dump trucks
- Yo mama so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks!
- Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
- Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAAAAAAMN!"
- Yo mama so fat that she needs a sock for each toe
- Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
- Yo mama so fat were in her right now.
- Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
- Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
- Yo mama so fat she was the cause of a major crash.
- Yo mama so fat shes got her own gravational pull
- Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
- Yo mama so fat everytime someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.
- Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
- Yo mama so fat when she sits in the classroom, she sits beside everybody.
- Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.
- Yo mama so fat, she put on a red tee shirt and all the little kids said "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid".
- Yo mama so fat they wrote a book about her, It was called Moby Dick.
- Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
- Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
- Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
- Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
- Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
- Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
- Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
- Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
- Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
- Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
- Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
- Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
- Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
- Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
- Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
- Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
- Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
- Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
- Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
- Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
- Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
- Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
- Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
- Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
- Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
- Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
- Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
- Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
- Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
- Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
- Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
- Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
- Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
- Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
- Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
- Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
- Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
- Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
- Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
- Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
- Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
- Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
- Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
- Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
- Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
- Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
- Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
- Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
- Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
- Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
- Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.
- Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
- Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
- Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
- Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
- Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
- Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
- Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
- Yo mama so fat it takes her two trips to haul @$$
- Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her through
- Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
- Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
- Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
- Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
- Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
- Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
- Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
- Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
- Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
- Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
- Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
- Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
- Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
- Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
- Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
- Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
- Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
- Yo mama so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
- Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
- Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
- Yo mama so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
- Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
- Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
- Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
- Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!
- Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
- Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development
- Yo mama so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
- Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
- Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck.
- Yo mama so fat . . . she's fat!
- Yo mama so fat he got a ham for a pet.
- Yo mama so fat, when I walked by her house, I saw her ass in every window!
- Yo mama so fat God can't lift her spirits!
- Yo mama so fat one day it was raining and she put on her yellow coat to go down the street and a kid saw her and said "Damn, I missed the bus again!".
- Yo mama so fat she played Free Willy's stunt double.
- Yo mama so fat when she falls in the Grand Canyon, she gets stuck.
- Yo mama so fat I saw her on top of the Empire State building snatching at airplanes.
- Yo mama so fat she got an actual size tattoo of the projects on her butt.
- Yo mama so fat that when she drives on the interstate, she has to stop at the weigh station.
- Yo mama so fat when she jumps off the high dive she shows up on radar.
- Yo mama so fat she uses a freeway for a slip and slide.
- Yo mama so fat her butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting over Milk Duds.
- Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator.
- Yo mama so fat that people wish to buy food 100% "Yo Mama Free"
- Yo mama so fat they won't allow her on most bridges.
- Yo mama so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
- Yo mama so fat she got more crack that South Central LA
- Yo mama so fat when she sat on an ice berge she made crushed ice!!!
- Yo mama so fat she got hit by a car and said, "Who touched me?"
- Yo mama so fat her blood type is RAGU!!!!!!
- Yo mama so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
- Yo mama so fat when she went outside with yellow biker shorts, two midgets jumpped in her ass and thought she was a cab.
- Yo mama so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.
- Yo mama so fat she couldn't get the part in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates.
- Yo mama so fat she got the part in Raiders of The Lost Ark as the big rolling ball.
- Yo mama so fat when she looks in a mirror, she saw another mirror.
- Yo mama so fat when the guy cursed "thinner" on her she said thanks.